You know how I love change, (cough, cough). Well, I’m sure the Kitchenettes, those brave ladies who clean the church kitchen, are gonna love the Exhaust Burger Dinner. As a matter of fact, it’ll change every busy man or woman’s life.
No more rushing home from

I hope I have time to stop and get some potato salad
- Work
- Committee Meetings
- Choir
- Gym
to cook dinner. A home-cooked meal is just a drive around the block, a few times with the …..
Exhaust Burger
Add the burger in the handy-dandy pocket. It’s not cooked by the fumes, but by the heat generated by those fumes as you drive your car.
Sorry, only one burger at a time, but if traffic is bad…you can hop out while I-5 looks like a parking lot and change those patties. (Hint: Keep a foil pouch in the back seat and toss the cooked burgers in.)
Featured in Design Boom in 2008, I’m just not sure why it doesn’t come standard with a new car purchase. How do you get dinner on the table on a busy night?
I’m also a vegetarian, and sort of wondered the same thing as Elephant’s Child. Would that work for a Boca Burger? Might be nice for Grandson Who Hunts; kill it, clean it, and cook it on the way home.
I am going to go away and lie down now. And no, I don’t want fries with my tofudelope burger. I don’t want anything with my tofudelope burger. Ok, I will come out with it – I don’t want a tofudelope burger cooked for me on the road.
Ummm….I’m almost afraid to ask….what is tofudelope??? I know I’m going to regret this question.
You probably are going to regret it. I am a vegetarian. The skinny portion is emphatically not a vegetarian. I am fond of bean curd (tofu) which he describes as bean turd. One evening as I was preparing a tasty stir fry (which included tofu) he asked me whether I had considered the number of tofudelopes (tofu antelopes) which had died to bring me my dinner. Now aren’t you sorry you asked?
Too funny, but definitely something my oldest brother, the mechanic, would do.
I know. Can’t you just see some guy going into the house with this thing saying, “Look what I just invented, honey,” Then trying to convince her to take a road trip so they could try the gizmo out???